Hey kids, It's time for PRESENTS!

... Or at least, the deal of the century (which is close enough).

If you have a small business or even a blog, you need to check out The Middle Finger Project's awesome and excellent (and somehow exceedingly funny) Small Business Bodyguard.

I'm not just promoting this because it's pretty (although it is very pretty).  I think it's a damn good idea - I'm not a lawyer and I can't afford one.  But I do need to know this shit and so do you.  I bought it myself when it dropped because it's important.  I'm going to turn it over to Ash really quick, she's much better with words (but I might be better in bed...)

Trying to figure out exactly what your business’ legal needs are on your own is scary. (And, let’s face it–sometimes you don’t even know what you don’t know.) Throw in the fact that hiring an attorney is really expensive, and you have yourself a large group of people conducting unprotected sex business and ignoring their business’ legal needs altogether. (Cue the Jaws theme song).

But at the same time, you don't want to spend your time learning how to be a lawyer. You just want to get the information you need and take care of the legal stuff correctly and quickly so you can get back to doing the work you love.

Sound familiar? I thought so. But have no fear, because help is here! (Please picture me wearing a cape with my underwear on the outside of my pants in true super hero fashion.) If you're looking to become legally legitimate and cover your ass, check out this great resource.

And as an added bonus, Small Business Bodyguard is going to be on sale for 48 hours only for Cyber Monday. Set your alarm. And get ready to rock the legal side of your small business.

So seriously, head on over and GET SOME.  Deal ends tonight 12/2 at midnight sharp (that's EST for those concerned) so act fast.  Go on, get your grubby little paws in on this great deal.  And then get said paws on some wine.  You deserve it.